Well, it’s near the end of the month and many have failed to partake in the madness. I am one of the few left and its probably the most hideous abomination of a mustache on earth. Its so grotesque that I feared breaking my camera. I know that some of you are screaming at the monitor right now in hate because you wanted to end your life but I couldn’t allow something so disgustingly awful to get out. It would be like putting a loaded gun in the hand of every suicidal maniac - its just not worth it. You can rest easy now - there will be no photos of this atrocious beastie - I’ll keep it under wraps for your mental health and wellbeing.
If there was a contest for the ugliest stache I would probably win - thank god they don’t have one - you’ll sleep easier at night.
Tags: March Mustache Madness, mustache
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