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Well, it’s finally over and its been one heck of a month. I’ve seen my fair share of horrendous mustaches but they were all grown for the cause. They spread a new sense of hope and understanding as more people across the world were aware of the plight of those afflicted by a mustache. While walking across the base every day I saw all variety of mustaches from the well trimmed to the unruly and barely grown (mine).

At one time this month I was accosted by the mustache mafia - an incident that nary a man survives.
I was sitting at the chow hall minding my own business as I was watching sports center when they began to descend on me. The table, of which I was previously the sole occupant, was quickly filled with men all sporting mustaches. They quickly crammed around me and acted as if I wasn’t there. They knew that their mustaches were far superior to mine and they were trying to force me out of the feeding grounds. I wasn’t going to take any of their crap - well, I would if they had asked because they were all pilots. Its an odd thing - the two groups most likely to grow a mustache are pilots and cops… how odd. Eventually they saw that their superior display of mustache growing skills was not going to scare me but they decided to give it one more shot. They tried on yet another day to try and cram around me but I was still undeterred - I was not moving until I was finished. They realized that I was not going to be pushed out. Soon after, they retreated to the picnic tables outside of the building and never crossed my path again. In defiance of the odds, I had vanquished my vastly superior foes.

So, hats off to all those that joined the cause. I salute you. I would look forward to next year but I don’t think Jessica is going to let me participate. She will probably threaten me with physical harm and I don’t know if I can put up with a months worth of being beaten around the head and shoulders.

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