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Are you lonely and seeking a spouse? Have you tried blind dates, dating websites, and Russian mail order brides to no avail? Your time searching is over - grab the oldest mass produced book in the world for a little inspiration - you may have to dig a little for it but the answers are there. Check out this gem from the guide on Old Testament ways to get a wife -

Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law’s enemies and get his daughter for a wife -David (I Samuel 18:27)

I was curious to see if the author had twisted the words around to make things funnier - he wasn’t far from the truth. I referenced a NIV copy and found that their version was

David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

Odd - follow the link for more

For some inexplicable reason Dick Cheney is going to receive Secret Service protection after he leaves office. Current legislation only allows protection for the VP if congress passes a joint resolution or by order of a presidential directive. Odd… follow the link (and then the link inside to the Washington Post article) for more

Are you tired of our choices for President? Where in the world did we find some of these guys - take Mike Gravel for instance (already dropped out). Wouldn’t it be great if we wrote legislation requiring minimum standards for a president? Scott Adams (Dilbert author) believes so and has written a short list of minimum requirements. Check it out on his blog.

I’ve mentioned Improv Everywhere before and they’ve done it yet again - this time by giving some kids at a little league baseball game the time of their lives. A few months ago they staged a pantless subway ride that took place across the nation - funny pictures and even funnier video. Its underwear - get over it.